In reading the blogs posted on croonies.com the word 'badass' has come up a plethora of times. This has caused great reflection in my mind about the most badass movies that I have seen. While I have not yet seen Ironman, that will not be on the list, but I do have a couple I think all would agree are badass. Here are my top three.
Coming in at number three: Four Brothers. A tale of four hardened young orphans who grew up in a foster home with a kind and loving foster mother. Their mother had found permanent homes for hundreds of other children, these four were the only kids too wild and out of control to find a home for, so she kept them and raised them herself. When she is murdered, the four come back to town, and when the police don't work fast enough, they start an investigation of their own. Mark Wahlberg gives his usual 'mess with me, I'll break your face performance' and leads his three other 'brothers' down a trail of deceit, bribery, corruption, and murder that leads back to a local gangster, Victor Sweets. Talk about a tale of shoot first and ask questions later. Model/actor/musician Tyrese delivers a believable performance as a tough black man from the hood, though he does tend to overdo it at times. Andre 3000 from Outkast nailed his role as the sensible family man who seems to be the only brother to have made anything out of himself. And Garrett Hedlund rounds the list off as the kid punk-rock brother trying to show his older siblings he can bang and brawl with the best of 'em. An action packed thriller from beginning to end, this film definitely qualifies as badass.
Second place on my list is a film that perhaps not a lot of people remember: Tombstone. Kurt Russell plays Wyatt Earp, retired Kansas lawdog looking to leave his past and become rich in the mining town of Tombstone, Arizona. Along with his brothers, Virgil and Morgan, and their wives, they buy a share of a local saloon and set up shop. A gang called the Cowboys is prevalent in Tombstone. These guys are above the law and do what they please whenever they please. So when Wyatt's brothers accept positions as town sheriffs, Cowboys and Earp's clash. In the infamous shootout at the O.K. Corral, the Earp's, accompanied by Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer), kill numerous Cowboys. In revenge, the Cowboys kill Wyatt's younger brother Morgan, and attempt to kill is older brother Virgil and their wives. What follows is the definition of badass. Wyatt and Doc assemble a posse and go on a Cowboy killing spree. Perhaps the most badass moment of the film is when Doc Holliday confronts Cowboy leader Johnny Ringo in a showdown to end all showdowns. While this film is totally badass, the first half can move a bit slow, causing it to come in second to the most badass film of all time. . .
The Departed. That's right, I know you knew it was coming. How could this movie not be number one? It is filled with hardened gangsters, corrupt cops, clean cops, under cover agents on both sides of the law. It's got suspense that will raise your blood pressure to the point of exploding! How good is this movie? I watched the whole movie, then watched the theatrical trailer right after, and that made me want to immediately watch it again! Martin Scorsese showed once more that he is the master of mob, murder, and mayhem. Jack Nicholson was a perfect, evil, gangster genius who couldn't be touched by the cops. Matt Damon performed amazingly as the undercover rat for Nicholson in the state police department. This film made me realize that Leo DiCaprio can be more than just a chick-flick posterboy, he can downright act. Throw in a little comic relief from Alec Baldwin and the most badass of all, Mark Wahlberg, and how could this not be the most badass movie in the world? Even the soundtrack was badass. Everytime the Dropkick Murphy's Irish rock plays it sends shivers up my spine. Though Scorsese has directed some good films in his life, including Goodfellas, I have to say that this is his best film ever.
And there you have it folks. Don't like it, feel free to comment. You won't change my mind, and you'll be wrong, but if you gotta get something off your chest, feel free.
4 comments:
Im gonna have to completely d-d-d...AGREE with you here. Those movies are super badass. I like that you threw in the relatively unknown "Four Brothers", which I have been known to blab about from time to time.
There are a lot of badass movies out there, and I think that after much deliberation, and cross examining of all the badass movies, these three definitely fill in some of the top vacancies.
Super Badass
Not bad, Sweaty, but what’s a brutha to do if he doesn’t watch all his movies at the mall multiplex…
First off, you’re spelling B-A-D-A-S-S wrong. The correct spelling is B-R-O-N-S-O-N. Now there are about 10,000 Bronson flicks that can trump your shaky hand (hell, the last thirty seconds of “The Mechanic” or “Chato’s Land” alone will clean you out), but I’m gonna go with “Mr. Majestyk” as my #3.
“You make sounds like you're a mean little ass-kicker... only I ain't convinced. You keep talking and I'm gonna take your head off.”
So The Man with the Harmonica plays an ex-Army Ranger turned watermelon farmer. (Seriously.) And well, somebody screws with his crop and old Vince Majestyk is not too pleased about that. (I swear I’m not making this up.) Revenge, as it turns out, is a dish best served with a side of watermelon… and a foot in your ass.
“I’ll have a double bourbon with a champagne back; none of your tijano bullshit… and fuck off.”
Comin’ in at #2 is my boy Warren Oates (GTO from “Two-Lane Blacktop”) in Sam Peckinpah’s, “Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.” Oates spends pretty much the entire movie either, a) banging his Mexican prostitute/girlfriend, b) having intimate conversations with a severed head, or c) killing every motherfucker that crosses his path. Most critics blamed this one on Peckinpah’s deteriorating sanity, fuelled by a penchant for hard liquor and drugs. A spry writer by the name of Roger Ebert bucked popular opinion and championed the film as a masterpiece. The next year he won a Pulitzer Prize for his work.
Bar Owner: “Who are you?”
Jeff Costello: “Doesn’t matter.”
Bar Owner: “What do you want?”
Jeff Costello: “To kill you.” [Kills him.]
And the #1 most badass flick goes to “Le Samourai.” Hard to believe that a frog could out-badass the likes of Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen, and Toshiro Mifune, but Alain Delon is far-and-away the coolest cat in cinema. He’s often referred to as The French James Dean, but only by those who have never watched “Le Samourai” back-to-back with “Rebel without a Cause.” Dean is irrefutably The American Alain Delon. “Le Samourai” is so badass, it’s goodass.
Well Samuryan, looks like I have a new list of movies to watch. It seems odd that a Frenchman could take the title of 'numero un' on the list of most badass, but I'm not gonna question your opinion just yet. Thanks for the heads up.
you forgot the most badass movie of all.... 300
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