I have recently rediscovered the delicious flavor of Capri Sun. Now, if you remember the commercials for Capri Sun in the 90's, this liquid beverage turns the drinker into a silvery mercury substance. In the form of this mercury substance, one can move at superhuman speed and can even fly. However, when returning to human form, you always have a skateboard in your hands. Don't ask me why, it is all part of the miracle that is Capri Sun. One friend has expressed his fears that the effects of turning into a mercury blob may have cancerous implications, prostate cancer implications. So while I continue to drink this pleasant fruit flavored drink, I try to avoid turning into anything mercury, cuz I don't want to get prostate cancer.
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Isnt it strange that Sunny D and Capri Sun were large beverage competitors back in the day? Where are they now? Well Capri Sun is in your fridge, and Sunny D was cast out with "the purple stuff", a sugary drink that was commonly known as Kool-Aid, and as for Soda...well lets just say that Coke isnt doing bad. Oh and what is "Capri"? And why is it that quite possibly the worst female fashion pant, also known as the "Capri Pant", carries the same name? Mysteries.
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